I used to hate being called "Sir", which is probably why this acrosstic came out the way it did. But currently, my view on that matter has changed, since I no longer mind what you call me. I may still base my decision to interact with you on the way you address me, but I do not believe you cannot call me certain things.
But sir in the way depicted here does suit me: on the social plane, I couldn't care less about any of the humans out there, and would be totally at ease if I lived alone in the world.